And you can blame CIA for my bachelor party. Stripper? She was an agent. Told you I didn't cheat. Faithful.

Awesome

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Morgan Grimes? The guy who took my pillow as his date to junior prom knows more about my family than I do?

Ellie

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Jeff: That's my dream come true: Ellie is exactly like Chuck but with lady parts.

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You don't look so hot compared to your usual level of hotness. You lost a little sizzle.

Morgan [to Devon]

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• Added: May 25, 2010