Chuck Quotes
Either this is a mission, or you guys are really good at hiding your hobbies
Chuck [to Sarah and Casey after seeing them dressed at nerds at NextExpo]
You don't even have the common courtesy to threaten me with an actual firearm?
Casey [to Chuck holding him at gunpoint with a tranquilizer]
Chuck [to Sarah about his dad]: Maybe he's not as crazy as I remember
Steve (Chuck's Dad): We might want to wait until night time, they're tracking my every move
Morgan: Chuck, sorry buddy. We are here to plead our case about Awesome's bachelor party.
Chuck: You know what, not now, guys. I'm in the middle of something.
Lester: The world revolves around the sun, Charles, not you.
Jeff: Ooh, astronomy snap.
Lester: Jeff and I...we've never been to a bachelor party.
Jeff: Never known anyone qualified enough to land a woman for life
Alex [dressed as stripper]: I understand one of you has been a naughty, naughty boy.
Lester: Me, oh my God, pick me, I'm so bad, I've been bad, I've been bad, I'm a bad person, I'm a terrible person.
Jeff: I broke eight and a half commandments on the way to work this morning
General Beckman: I wanted to have a private word with you... pardon the intrusion
Chuck: On this moment or my life in general?
Where's the ring Chuck? This is not awesome!
Captain Awesome
Chuck: Um, look Sarah. I never really fired a gun before, okay? I...I've actually done this on purpose to avoid any unpleasant side-effects, like shooting myself or others.
Sarah: Just shoot the lock or I will shoot you when I get out of here
Lizzie: I don't think you're in the position to bargain, Chuck. I have two guns, what do you have?
Sarah: Me
Casey: Where's the fish?
Jeff: Fish? What fish?
Casey: Okay we can do it the easy way or the hard way. The easy way is I shove his foot up your ass.
Jeff: What's the hard way?
Casey: I use my foot!
Way to go, Chuck. I always knew you could handle my family jewels
Captain Awesome
