Chuck: Look, what if I surrender and you run, I mean I'm going in a cell anyway what's the difference?
Sarah: Torture.
Chuck: Okay, no surrender

Morgan: Look, Ellie, I would pretty much do anything for you. You're kind of like a sister to me. A sister I want to have sex with so bad.
Ellie: Oh, god, Morgan!

Casey: I think I see a scenario where we both get out of here with acceptable losses.
Chuck: What exactly is your version of acceptable?
Casey: Breaks and punctures, possible loss of a limb, no major organ damage

Ellie: Thank you.
Morgan: You're welcome.
Ellie: For last night.
Morgan: You know nothing happened.
Ellie: Mostly thanks for that

Sarah: Ellie are you sure you're okay?
Ellie: It is just that, I have both feet in and Devon has only one foot in. So then, it's just me taking care of three feet and I wanted it to be us and now taking care of four feet. Do you understand what I'm saying?
Sarah: Completely.
Ellie: Of course you do, of course you do

I'm glad Casey had someone at least once in his life. I was beginning to think downstairs, he was built like a Ken doll

Ilsa: We had nothing on him, the only way to get it out of him...
John Casey: By screwing it out of him? How um.. French

Sarah: Casey, what are you doing here?
Casey: Someone needs to protect the Intersect, huh?
Chuck: Well, that's very thoughful. Thank you very much, I guess.
Casey: Plus, I didn't want to miss any gunplay. Come on

Morgan: A relationship is built on trust, Chuck. Sex and trust. Am I right?
Chuck: Yeah, yeah, two big prerequisites I guess

Kirk: I always bet on red because it reminds me of all the pain and suffering in the world
Chuck: I always bet on black - Wesley Snipes, Passenger 57.

Sarah: Since when did you drink martinis?
Chuck: Oh I don't, but Carmichael (his cover name) loves them.

Chuck: Who saved you?
Bryce: They did.
Chuck: They saved you? Did they? Could you be any more cryptic?

Chuck Quotes

Sarah: Wow, I didn't think people still named their kids Chuck. Or Morgan, for that matter.
Chuck: My parents were sadists, and carnival freaks found him in a dumpster.
Morgan: But they raised me as one of their own!

Chuck: Uh, you know, Sis, the thing is, Morgan and I don't really feel like we're fitting in...at my birthday party...'cause we don't know anybody, 'cause they're all your friends, and they all happen to be doctors.
Morgan: Doctors who don't really get our jokes!
Chuck: Well, your jokes

Chuck Music

  Song Artist
Wait It Out Imogen Heap iTunes
Black and Gold Sam Sparro iTunes
Just Dropped In (To See What Condition My Condition Is In) Kenny Rogers iTunes