Chuck Season 2 Quotes
Casey: What do you call your move anyway
Chuck: What movie?
Casey: The girlie pose I saw you... what do you call that?
Chuck: The morgan
Sarah: The morgan?
Chuck: He invented in high school when girls were beating him up. You kinda duck a little bit.. protect the important.. face.. [points to private parts]
Congratulations, you now qualify for conjugal visits
Casey [to Chuck about marrying Jill]
Either this is a mission, or you guys are really good at hiding your hobbies
You don't even have the common courtesy to threaten me with an actual firearm?
Casey [to Chuck holding him at gunpoint with a tranquilizer]
Chuck [to Sarah about his dad]: Maybe he's not as crazy as I remember
Steve (Chuck's Dad): We might want to wait until night time, they're tracking my every move
Morgan: Chuck, sorry buddy. We are here to plead our case about Awesome's bachelor party.
Chuck: You know what, not now, guys. I'm in the middle of something.
Lester: The world revolves around the sun, Charles, not you.
Jeff: Ooh, astronomy snap.
Lester: Jeff and I...we've never been to a bachelor party.
Jeff: Never known anyone qualified enough to land a woman for life
Alex [dressed as stripper]: I understand one of you has been a naughty, naughty boy.
Lester: Me, oh my God, pick me, I'm so bad, I've been bad, I've been bad, I'm a bad person, I'm a terrible person.
Jeff: I broke eight and a half commandments on the way to work this morning
General Beckman: I wanted to have a private word with you... pardon the intrusion
Chuck: On this moment or my life in general?
