Morgan: You really love it here, don't you?
Big Mike: Like a turkey loves Thanksgiving.

It's not always easy to trick a mental patient.

Jeff

Let the statuesque man work out in peace.

Big Mike

You mind? I have a tailor who could make me two sweaters out of this one.

Morgan

Put on the banana hammock and stop whining.

Sarah

I didn't fly half way across the country to be debriefed. That's your job John.

Verbanski

I know I don't know you very well yet, but thank you for giving her all of this.

Sarah's Mom (to Chuck)

Do you remember Hungary? Does Chuck know about that baby?

Shaw (to Sarah)

That Grimes kid, he's not that bad. You should maybe give him another chance.

Casey (to Alex)

I'm a much bigger nerd than you thought I was.

Chuck: I've been training for a while now.
Shaw: Oh really? Can you compete with the Intersect 3.0? I can practically catch a bullet in my teeth, but you did some pushups? You hit the heavy bag?

Shaw: No intersect can help you this time, Chuck.
Chuck: I wouldn't be too sure about that.

Chuck Season 5 Quotes

We're still working out the kinks.

Chuck

I want it noted that I took out six of their guys.

Casey