Chuck: Happy Holidays, maybe drink some water.
Jeff: Water can only dilute this feeling.
Lester: Plus, fish have sex in it.

Chuck: You know I typically brush my teeth before I...
Beckman: We never speak of this again.

Merry Christmas...or Happy Hanukkah, whichever is applicable.

Shaw's so handsome and smart. I bet he reads a lot of books.

Shaw (through Sarah voice box)

This is my team and nobody, especially Shaw, is going to take us down.

Beckman

Chuck: Daniel Shaw murdered my father and now he has my wife. He's gonna wish he never left that prison cell.
Casey: That plan's kinda vague.

Merry Christmas Sarah. Miss me?

Shaw

Well it wouldn't be Christmas with the Bartowskis without a little bit of drama.

It was a bit like old times, wasn't it?

Beckman

Robin: The Omen? Or pain?
Chuck: Shouldn't there be a third option?

It's me, Chuck Bartowski...from the phone call.

Sarah: Ellie must have used your open table account.
Chuck: She always does. She knows I love the points!

Chuck Season 5 Quotes

We're still working out the kinks.

Chuck

I want it noted that I took out six of their guys.

Casey