Virginia: Looks like I missed the party.
Jenn: You wouldn't have if you were on time for once in your dirty life.

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Desna: How about next time you wait until I got my Spanx off?
Roller: Nobody's got time for that.

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Virginia: There's a whole lot more to life than painting hooves.
Desna: That may be, but you're gonna want to follow my lead on this one. It don't have to be hard, but it can be.

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Desna: You haven't been hitting the product, have you, Kenneth?
Ken: That would be completely unethical.

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{Virginia} is a shifty little thing. Kind of reminds me of me.

Desna

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Quiet Ann's "date": How come you never say anything?
Quiet Ann: Words are bullshit.

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If it weren't for me, you'd be slicing off bunions for the rest of your life. So you should be saying shit like 'Thank you, Roller.'

Roller [to Desna]

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It's nuts in here. Everybody just got their government check.

Ken [to Desna]

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There's nothing in this world quite as useless as a useless man.

Desna

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