Virginia: Think Desna's party is still happening tonight?
Customer #1: Girl, Roller is white. He's gonna get out.
Customer #2: True that, JoJo.

If I was your son, you'd have 86'd Toby by now.

Roller [to Uncle Daddy]

Jenn: We're not going to start boiling bunnies today, are we?
Polly: No, but I do want answers.

Polly: This is Florida, y'all. They fry a man for less than that.
Desna: Zip it, Red!

Why are you dressed like a skunk?

Polly [to Ken]

Virginia: I just need some time to be by myself and get my head straight.
Dean: I've been by myself a lot and I don't think you're going to like it as much as you think you are.

Roller: Maybe when you're old and gray, you're gonna need someone.
Desna: This ain't never gonna be gray.

Desna: Why do I need protection?
Roller: Because you're movin' on up.

Desna: They wouldn't let my ladies in.
Benedict: The invitation wasn't a Groupon.

Clearly you have not watched Nora Ephron.

Polly [to Joe]

Is Toby's baby dick really that good?

Desna [to Uncle Daddy]

Joe: What's up with bosses? You sacrifice everything and they take you for granted.
Ann: Oh, I know.

Claws Quotes

Desna: How about next time you wait until I got my Spanx off?
Roller: Nobody's got time for that.

Virginia: Looks like I missed the party.
Jenn: You wouldn't have if you were on time for once in your dirty life.