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Shirley: Mother Hen? I think we're about the same age.
Britta: Sure, unless time is linear.
Shirley: I'll make your ass linear.
Britta: That doesn't make any sense.
Shirley: I'll make your ass sense.
Jeff: Hey troy sneezes like a girl
Troy: How about I pound you like a boy... that didn't come out right
Quick impression--waaaa. Who am I? You guys.Jeff
Britta: So Oedipal.
Priest [to Britta]: You're the worst.
SS Agent: I could issue a warning for this bootleg of "The Last Airbender."
Abed: Where were you a week ago?
Clean up on aisle busted.Troy
Getting rid of drugs was a good I-Bee-A.Abed
Whatevs, we'll take it next semes. Ter. Semester.Annie
Carl, I see you've grown a new douchebag.Jeff
I'll imaginary-sleep when I'm imaginary-dead.Professor Hickey
I hate to say I told you so, so I'll shout it through cupped hands.Jeff
Shirley: See? Prayer works.
Britta: So does gravity, Shirley.
Shirley: And you know who invented gravity, right?