Popular Community Quotes
Abed: This is kinda like Breakfast Club, right?
Pierce: Is there breakfast?
The Dean: I thought you had a degree from Columbia.
Jeff: Yes, and now I need to get one from America.
Pierce: Abed the Arab? Is that inappropriate?
Abed: Sure.
I did a little bit of lying to get close to you. I mean, you look like Elisbaeth Shue.
Jeff
There's a guy trying out for the track team that is older than the game of poker.
Jeff
Sexually harassing? That makes no sense to me. Why would I harass someone that turns me on?
Pierce
Sorry, I was raised on TV. I was conditioned to believe that every black woman over 50 is a mentor of some kind.
Jeff
Pierce: My name is Pierce Hawthorne, and yes, that's Hawthorne as in "Hawthorne Wipes," the award-winning most towelette.
Jeff: I was just gonna ask.
Jeff: I'm actually a Spanish tutor.
Britta: Can you say that in Spanish now?
We're the only species on Earth that observes Shark Week.
Jeff
I thought you were like Bill Murray in any of his films, but you're more like Michael Douglas in any of his films.
Abed
The state bar has suspended my license. They found out my college degree was less than legitimate.
Jeff
