Popular Community Quotes
Hello during a random dessert, the month and day of which coincide numerically with your expulsion from a uterus.Troy [reading the cake]
Sensible night, appropriate night.Shirley [sung to the tune of "Silent Night"]
Snow on ground, left and right.
Round yon purchase of decorative things.
Tolerant rewrite of carols to sing.
Function with relative ease,
Function with relative ease.
Annie: When you found out I was Jewish, you invited me to a 'pool party' that turned out to be a Baptism.
Shirley: Well excuse me for trying to sneak you into Heaven.
Jeff: There's a place at Third and Water. It's fun, divey but not staph infection divey. It's either got a gross name, or an ironically fancy one. Possibly both.
Britta: Oh, The Ball Toom. Good.
Pierce has got space madness or he's just old or something.Troy
What are you doing in an apartment above Dildopolis? And when did they open a second location?Pierce
Someone make her a dude, so I can punch her.Troy
Why do you wanna know the secret to making a woman psycho?Shirley [to Jeff]
I can't believe our assignment is to make a diorama of us making our nineteenth diorama.Britta
You've never seen one on the Internet, or in pictures, or Harvey Keitel's?Shirley
I just heard from the Guiness rep. He's not coming. He's been fired in what he described as the world's biggest mistake.Dean Pelton
Shirley: Can somebody please all Andre? It's Sugarboots in my phone.
Troy: That hurts Shirley.