Women of Greendale! This cafeteria is hereby declared a bitch-free zone!

Britta

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It's like your mom is a lizard who got raped by a Muppet.

Megan [to Abed]

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Tell me how to get this laid-back, or I'll kill your families!

Pierce

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I'm gonna slit your butts' throats.

Pierce

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Abed: I'm like Robocop.
Annie: Yes. Cherise is a bad rowboat. Sink her.

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Britta: It's called a Muffin Top, Abed.
Abed: Like a muffin. Clever.

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It's Wednesday. Sometimes I eat in Jeff's car. Don't tell him.

Abed

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Why name your daughter Megan? Are you stocking up for a bitch shortage?

Britta

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