We're together, that makes this the perfect timeline.

Abed

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• Added: May 03, 2012

I was gonna be the first person in my family to graduate from community college. Everyone else graduated from normal college.

Troy

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• Added: May 03, 2012

Chang is a psychopathic wannabe warlord with an army of prepubescent thugs. He as living in the school's airvent system with a monkey!

Jeff

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• Added: May 03, 2012

How about Pierce Hawthorne and the Greendale six?

Pierce

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• Added: May 03, 2012

Let's burn this mother down!

Pierce

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• Added: May 03, 2012

Greendale has warped me like a Barbie in a microwave!

Annie

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• Added: May 03, 2012

Annie maybe you could say something nice about Star Burns, some sugar to go with that spice?

Dean

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• Added: May 03, 2012

Come on I'm dean and my hands are so clean at this moment, I am stapling something.

Dean [singing]

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• Added: May 03, 2012

You seemed smarter to me when I met you.

Jeff [to Britta]

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• Added: May 03, 2012

If we rub that, will he come out and do celebrity impressions?

Troy

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• Added: May 03, 2012