Annie: She reminds me of a younger me.
Troy: You mean the younger you that took so much Adderall she tried to straighten the lines of the football field in the middle of the game?

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Let's take the foot off of the crazy pedal for a minute.

Professor Cligoris

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I piss warnings. Pig.

Britta [to Chang]

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I swear, they're just for sex!

Chang [about handcuffs]

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Annie stop. You're acting like a little school girl and not in a hot way.

Jeff

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Uruguay sounds like "you're a gay."

Pierce

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Looks like someone woke up on the regular side of bed.

Troy [to Britta]

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Wow, Annie. How progressive of you to have a multicultural evil twin?!

Jeff

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Chang: What do I do if I see a crime?
Security Guard: Do what a security guard does and call a cop.

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