Two people of your rankings in this small room, with this type of lighting, and his upper body, and what her heels and hemlines are doing to enhance what were already quite a few favors from God — It's all the more important to keep it tasteful.

Dean Pelton

Girls are supposed to dance. That's why God gave them parts that jiggle.

Troy

Annie: I'd like to have a preliminary pow-wow, or prelimawow, about what I'm calling our library's back-door conumdrum.
Abed: Sounds like a porno with Kate Winslet.

Tea for two? There are five people up there.

Pierce

Can't I be the friend in the group whose trademark is his well-defined boundaries like Privacy Smurf, Discrete Bear or Confidentiality Spice?

Jeff

As soon as we touch, the blinds will open, and six annoying but lovable misfits will be staring at us.

Jeff

I am spending a lot of money on breakaway clothing.

Troy

Culturally, it's unacceptable, but it's theatrical dynamite!

Pierce

When I was 30 people used to wish I was dead to my face, that's called respect.

Pierce

Troy: The last thing I said to him was 'Suck it.
Britta: Me too.

Community Season 1 Episode 14 Quotes

When I was 30 people used to wish I was dead to my face, that's called respect.

Pierce

Troy: The last thing I said to him was 'Suck it.
Britta: Me too.