I refused to give Santa a Christmas List because I didn't want to depend on a man for anything.

Britta

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Jeff: Do you even know what an analogy is:
Britta: It's a a thought... with another thought's hat on.

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I've loved you since there was only one Soviet Union and one Damon Wayans.

Andre

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Will someone please call all the ambulances?

Pierce

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• Added: March 15, 2012

Annie: The "Webster's Dictionary defines" intro is The Jim Belushi of speech openings: it accomplishes nothing, but everyone keeps on using it, and no one knows why.

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• Added: March 15, 2012