I got hired on Cougar Town and they only let me write these. My name's Donny. Hi, Mom.

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• Added: January 22, 2013

I'm sure the jury will understand when Travis is explaining why he broke into the morgue to spoon your corpse.

Ellie

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• Added: January 22, 2013

They're like fire hydrants, but useful.

Jules

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• Added: January 22, 2013

Jules: This sucks I need Grayson to care about what's going on in our lives. All I ever wanted was to grow old with someone and argue with them while we drink wine.
Ellie: That sounds like us. What do you say we pack it all in and become big ol' dykes?
Jules: No, not yet, but I'd like to know that choice is out there. Stay skinny just in case.
Ellie: Deal.

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• Added: January 22, 2013

Don't look a gift whore in the mouth.

Laurie

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• Added: January 22, 2013

Ellie this isn't fun anymore turn it off.

Jules

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• Added: January 22, 2013

Jules: Who pretend throws things to show their anger?!
Grayson: Lots of people.

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• Added: January 22, 2013

Bobby's AA Sponsor: You're drinking?
Bobby: Well it is four.

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• Added: January 22, 2013