Talking like a douche is not helping your case.

Ellie

Call your not stupid wife.

Ellie

The only thing I've ever made from scratch is Travis.

Jules

I don't remember taking any hallucinogenic drugs, but why else would I be seeing you in my house?

Ellie

I did not watch Chapstick, but I did watch him to leave.

Ellie

Oh come on Ellie, we all know Travis is ambitious, talented, and has a fantastic work ethic. [Everyone laughs]

Grayson

Ellie: Stan is a major handful.
Laurie: Bitch please, one of my brother's thought he was a pitbull.

Yep, we raised a deadbeat.

Jules

Laurie: Highway to the lady zone, what what.
Ellie: Highway indeed.

Ellie: We're at a public event this is not the place for ear sex and a full body rub down.
Laurie: All you do is take me granted.

What does the cougar say?

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What’s the fun of having a yard sale if we can’t mock the low life's that shop there?

Ellie

Cougar Town Quotes

Grayson: The idea of us all vacationing together is so bad, I'm making up a word: gagbysmal.

Title Card: Courteney Cox's boobs at 06:33

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