Talking like a douche is not helping your case.

Ellie

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• Added: March 12, 2014

Call your not stupid wife.

Ellie

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• Added: March 05, 2014

The only thing I've ever made from scratch is Travis.

Jules

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• Added: February 26, 2014

I don't remember taking any hallucinogenic drugs, but why else would I be seeing you in my house?

Ellie

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• Added: February 26, 2014

I did not watch Chapstick, but I did watch him to leave.

Ellie

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• Added: February 26, 2014

Oh come on Ellie, we all know Travis is ambitious, talented, and has a fantastic work ethic. [Everyone laughs]

Grayson

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• Added: February 19, 2014

Ellie: Stan is a major handful.
Laurie: Bitch please, one of my brother's thought he was a pitbull.

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• Added: February 19, 2014

Yep, we raised a deadbeat.

Jules

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• Added: February 19, 2014

Laurie: Highway to the lady zone, what what.
Ellie: Highway indeed.

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• Added: February 19, 2014

Ellie: We're at a public event this is not the place for ear sex and a full body rub down.
Laurie: All you do is take me granted.

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• Added: February 19, 2014

What does the cougar say?

Title Card

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• Added: February 12, 2014

What’s the fun of having a yard sale if we can’t mock the low life's that shop there?

Ellie

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• Added: February 12, 2014