I can be mean Grayson. Look Travis's favorite poster. (She rips it) Oh gosh, I think I'm going to throw up.

Jules

(to Andy) I just love our girl time.

Jules

Grayson: What did you do?
Jules: I cracked the code.

Jules: Come on, gimmie a reason. Crack the code!
Ellie: Why did they take so long to tell you?

Grayson, you're right. it's time to eat the sword.

Laurie

Ellie: Are you Cuban today?
Andy: I will be if you like it.
Ellie: Yeah I like it.

Jules: Harsh. But, Ellie and I have a pact.
Ellie: We tell each other the harsh truth no matter what.

I'm in love and it's the real deal, like keep the baby type of love. I even breathe his name. See Smith...

Laurie

Jules: You guys know each other?
Grayson: Yeah yeah we play roller hockey together. How do you two know each other.
Jules: Grayson there's a thousand different ways that people know each other, but for some reason I can't think of any right now.
Grayson: You two slept together?
Jules: No...
Matt: Yes.

I woke up in the morning and my wife was gone. I know a little something about getting left behind.

Grayson

To sweaty foot wine!

Jules

I was so stunned! Do I give off a vibe that I'm friendly?

Ellie

Cougar Town Season 2 Quotes

Plus, I get to lean on my Gracieship.

Jules

Travis: I don't get it how is that a drinking game?
Jules: We drink while we do it.