Cougar Town Season 2 Quotes
I hope I NEVER pee this out!Jules
Old Ferrett eyes is like four centimeters dilated right now.Ellie
If someone is really the one, they should be willing to go on any adventure.Ted
Grayson: The idea of us all vacationing together is so bad, I'm making up a word: gagbysmal.
No one who says "coolie" is cool. That's why Coolio is named Coolio.Laurie
I don't believe in ghosts, because if they were real I'd like to think that I would be felt up all the time.Jules
Tom is our interhouse-shuttle. I pay him with head pats.Jules
Stop being a parade rainer-onner. We're taking a group vacation!Jules
Jules: This is the first time on this trip it's been just the ladies.
Ellie: It's an embarrassment of bitches.
Andy: Is that the candle holder from the room?
Jules: Forget about it.
Ellie: It's for the lady who likes to lounge by the pool, but also get paid for sex.
Laurie: You can do that? Is that a job?
Oh my God! I want to snort this!Jules