Ellie: What the hell? I don't want to have see this everyday.
Jules: Really, rainbows get you riled up?

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• Added: May 19, 2011

Ellie: Hello Tom, to what do we owe the creepy displeasure?
Tom: Jules left her curtains open. That's how she signals me to come over.

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• Added: May 19, 2011

Well don't try to stop me if I'm Vogueing on top of a cab.

Jules

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• Added: May 19, 2011

I don't want to do anything anymore. I don't want to eat, shower, or put on sunscreen. I mean, ultimately, I put on sunscreen. I have to. I'm a pale weirdo.

Travis

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• Added: May 12, 2011

If someone was up on my man like that. I would lace up my ass kicking boots.

Laurie

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• Added: May 12, 2011

Ellie: If I get murdered I need you to tell the police something.
Laurie: Seriously, if I had a dime.

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• Added: May 12, 2011

Ellie: You know if they just wanted to see some dumb, townie ho floppin' her ta-tas all they need to do is stay here and give ten dollars to-
Laurie: Yeah, yeah, yeah I know where you're goin' with this.
Ellie: Let me finish. You.

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• Added: May 12, 2011

Grayson: You're not my Mom.
Jules: Don't sass me! I am not in the mood.

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• Added: May 12, 2011

Jules: So you're telling me that you didn't wear kneepads because the other guys were making fun of you?
Grayson: And because I'm not a baby.

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• Added: May 12, 2011

This is my fault. I should have written a note by the phone that says "Bobby, do not answer my phone." Oh, I was wrong here it is.

Jules

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• Added: May 12, 2011

He's like a newborn calf on wheels.

Jules

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• Added: May 12, 2011

Forget for one second that if you let one Torres into your home every second and third cousin on the Eastern Seaboard will drop by to say hi.

Ellie

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• Added: May 12, 2011