Faye: You know what I've come to realize flipping through all of the fine literature?
Spike: Don't care.
Faye: I've been spending way too much time limiting myself. Life's a buffet.
Spike: I thought it was a dinner party.
Faye: Yeah, whatever it is, I'm ready to eat.

Faye: You don't know where to turn. Who to trust. You have no frame of reference. The first time you touched a hot kettle, or skinned your knee. Because you're already a grown up. No one to lean on. No one to be loved by.
Mechanic: I don't know who you were, or what you forgot, but I don't think that changes the soul. And I can see you got a really, really good soul.

Who are you kidding? Everything you touch dies.

Julia

Jet: Since we're going to be grounded for a few more hours, maybe you can make yourself useful.
Spike: More useful than normal?
Jet: That'd be a win.

You'll never know true power until you've tasted the testicles of a man who has wronged you.

Santiago

Spike: T-Bone eats people.
Faye: So?
Spike: So it took seven guys to take him down last time, and he ate the faces off two of them.
Faye: Yeah, but he's worth the most money.
Spike: I like my face.

Chalmers: You just killed the only man in creation that can clear your name. Shit, Jet. You've got the worst luck I've ever seen.
Jet: Yeah, I'm aware of that.

You know what's cool about losing your life? You get to build a new one.

Spike

Mark: Sorry, do I know you?
Faye: No, but I know you, Mark. Friendless, pasty, opera-loving ... virgin?
Mark: I'm not a... I'm sorry, what exactly is this about?
Faye: You prematurely waking up cryo-frozen amnesiacs and then stealing their settlement money.

Spike: That's a dog. You never seen one?
Faye: Sure, in zoos. Next to the dragon sanctuary and unicorn exhibit. I hear these things are, like, twenty to thirty million a pop.
Jet: He's not for sale.
Faye: I hear they're pretty tasty too.

Jet: Why would I fix your shoulder just to throw you out the airlock, huh?
Faye: I don't know. Because maybe you two are a bunch of bored, sadistic sons of bitches.
Jet: Wow.
Spike: She's not wrong. I've been pretty bored lately.

Faye: I need my gun.
Jet: Absolutely not.
Faye: How am I supposed to defend myself?
Spike: They're terra farmers. What are they going to do, plough you to death?

Cowboy Bebop Quotes

Tanaka: I am walking out of here or she dies.
Spike: Or she dies? Wait, that's your hostage? What is she? Like 80? I mean, she looks like she's led a very full, rich life. Haven't you, ma'am?

I worked in a casino once. Until they fired me. For stabbing a pit boss in the eye. And then he got fired because what's the use of a one-eyed pit boss?

Tanaka