Frank: I'm Frank, Kate's stepdad.
Garrett: I'm Garrett, Ben's emotional support animal.

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Jill: You're her father, not Frank. You should be there.
Ben: You're right.
Jill: If only you had said that more, we might still be married.
Ben: Probably not. Now, who's right?

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What a shithole!

Ben

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Do I look like I need a necklace?

Ben [to trinket seller]

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Jon Don: Ben, there's protocol.
Ben: Fuck protocol. He's right here, standing in front of me. I can bring him in if you want.
Jon Don: Ben, it's not your job anymore. Gotta go, buddy.

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Javy didn't leave us much but he left us you.

Valerie [to Ben]

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Ben: Hey, chief! Where's your bathroom? Bano?
Clerk: Customers only.
Ben: Maybe you can make an exception. Or you can sell me one of these boxes and I'll take a shit in that instead.

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Man: We were told there would be no drugs.
Coyote: Plans change.

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