She's crazy.

Greg

I'm way too bad-ass to be someone you settle for.

Heather

Josh: I didn't know you thought of me that much.
Rebecca: Of course I do.

Oh Greg, I'm sorry. You're a nice guy, you really are. But, I mean, those two in there, they were just meant to be. You have to see that now.

Paula

Take care of yourself, I know how hard your life can be. Don't forget to be happy, because that's really important.

Rebecca (to Audra)

I am bi-sexual! I'm going for drinks with this gay man, whom I have a crush on!

Darryl

Hey back off dude! He looks like Tom Selleck!

White Josh

Trent: Dear Rebecca Nora Bunch...
Rebecca (slamming door): Nope.

Look, I've seen a lot of Hallmark movies, and the look on people's faces before they run and confess their feelings? That's your face.

Heather

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Season 1 Episode 13 Quotes

I'm way too bad-ass to be someone you settle for.

Heather

She's crazy.

Greg