Josh: This is three names. First is a creature from an animated movie and the last one is another movie, not animated, about a guy who is super smart and speaks in an accent.
Nathaniel: What?

Speak softly. Feed frequent snacks. Give them something to suck on? Wow, you know some of this works for adults too.


Maybe we could be the best versions of ourselves if we are together.


I just came over to see Rebecca. Nothing more than that happened. Hey, can I wash some of these toys? No reason. I just want to help out and wash some of these floor toys for you.


It’s because I’m drunk and sad and I want you to stop pointing at women.


Heather: Also using your sexual fluidity as a red herring? Baller move.
Valencia: My pronouns tracked, that was you. Check your assumptions.

You’re a great replacement for Brendan. A great listener and you didn’t ruin my vagina.


Heather: You’re here! How long will you be here?
Valencia: The rest of the series. Of holidays, I mean.

That’s Jason, I’ve been on a date with him. He had these greasy smelly balls.


We have seasons in LA. T-shirt, sweatshirt, puffer and tank top.


What? You think I don’t have a google alert for Rebecca Bunch? You think that I’m not reading the comments section of the Daily Covina?


Want a doughnut? I told the man to put the most fattening ones in there.


Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Quotes

Rebecca: Where are you from again?
Josh: West Covina, California. 91791!
Rebecca: West Covina, I remember that. That's near the beach, right?
Josh: Yeah, only two hours...well, four in traffic.

Dear God, I don't pray to you because I believe in science. But I don't know what to do. Give me guidance, please. Ah-men. A-men. Amen?

Rebecca Bunch