Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Quotes
Paula: I used to think she was his OTP.
Scott: Over The Pants?
Paula: One True Pairing
Heather: I have news.
Rebecca: Is it that you’re getting us a new vibrator? Because the old one is on its last legs.
Heather: You don’t still use my vibrator.
Rebecca: No I don’t.
Brendan doesn’t sell drugs anymore which is kind of a bummer because he was my weed guy.Scott
Rebecca: Have you considered owning a condo?
AJ: No way. I don’t even know what a condo is.
I love pretzels, they are a funky treat for teens.Tucker
Drive safe, or recklessly! Whichever makes me cooler.Rebecca
Hello Rebecca. Please, I need to say something very important to you. First, little boy move aside, we don't have any money for your youth club overpriced candy.Nathaniel
I just can't. I'm with child. I'm with a child, my brother.Rebecca
Oh right, it's the theater. You can have female directors.Rebecca
There are so many different professions that don't turn you into Jeff Sessions.Jim
A gap year! I did one of those, so did Malia Obama. She went to South and Central America and learned a lot about herself. I went to Arkansas to help my aunt raise her five kids after her husband put a gun in his mouth. I learned a lot about myself too, my tubes are tied.Maya
Heather: We already had a wedding.
Hector: Well I know, and it was sweet. But now we can have another wedding with the people we love.
Heather: Oh, you're one of those.
Hector: You mean a person?