Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
Fridays 9:00 PM on The CWCrazy Ex-Girlfriend Season 1 Quotes
I’m the villain in my own story, the bad guy in my TV show. I’m the ‘who’ in the ‘whodunnit,’ when I go to hell I’ll run it as Satan’s CFO. He needs someone to do the books. Actually, I shouldn’t do that. I’m terrible with money.
Rebecca
Josh, I am really, really hurt, but God, I knew something was going on -- I mean she’s smart and different and interesting, so I get it.
Valencia
Valencia: Do you love her?
Josh: No. God, no.
Trent: Dear Rebecca Nora Bunch...
Rebecca (slamming door): Nope.
Take care of yourself, I know how hard your life can be. Don't forget to be happy, because that's really important.
Rebecca (to Audra)
I am bi-sexual! I'm going for drinks with this gay man, whom I have a crush on!
Darryl
Hey back off dude! He looks like Tom Selleck!
White Josh
She's crazy.
Greg
I'm way too bad-ass to be someone you settle for.
Heather
Josh: I didn't know you thought of me that much.
Rebecca: Of course I do.
Oh Greg, I'm sorry. You're a nice guy, you really are. But, I mean, those two in there, they were just meant to be. You have to see that now.
Paula
Look, I've seen a lot of Hallmark movies, and the look on people's faces before they run and confess their feelings? That's your face.
Heather
