Maeve: Dance with me.
Reid: Why?
Maeve: I want to hold you once before I'm a ghost of a memory.

A memory is what is left when something happens and does not completely unhappen - Edward De Bono

Rossi

Reid: Why wasn't the capsule guarded?
Sam: It was a different world then, son. Back then folks in Bronson Springs didn't lock their doors, kids rode their bikes after dark. Didn't occur to anybody the damned thing needed a guard.

Sheriff Collier: How did this guy keep from killing all those years?
Reid: We call it self-initiated predation cessation. Most serial killers are unable to control their own impulses but some seem to be able to self-regulate. It's like they have an on-off switch that they themselves are able to control.

Unsub: They biting?
Backus: Oh nibbling. Did manage to hook a good sized trout about an hour ago.
Unsub: Yeah? Where is it?
Backus: Oh, I tossed it back. Catch and release.
Unsub: Is that the law?
Backus: Oh more of a common courtesy. Keeps our lakes and streams full of fish for everybody.
Unsub: Thats nice. Except for the fish. Hook goes in your mouth, gets torn out, you get tossed back so somebody else can do the same thing.

Morgan: Hey, throw me a bone baby girl.
Garcia: Oh lover I'm tossing you a 24-ounce tofu steak.

Tory. There is something about that night you don't know.

Leanne Tipton

There is no present or future; only the past, happening over and over again now - Eugene O'Neill.

Hotch

I am dead. Only vengeance can restore me - Terry Goodkind.

Rossi

Morgan: Baby girl, see if the owner of the convenience store had any military defensive training.
Garcia: Oh I will, as long as you promise to bring me some of my future mother-in-law's peach cobbler.

Hotch: You remember Dr. Reid.
Captain Gordinski: What's it been - six, seven years?
Reid: The number of pathogens passed by a handshake is staggering. It's actually safer to kiss.
Captain Gordinski: Ah. Yeah. I do remember you.

Buford: The man you harbor so much rage for is no longer here.
Morgan: Yes he is. He's sitting right in front of me. You're just hiding behind a religion that hasn't figured you out yet.
Buford: Still got that mouth on you, don't you? Always liked that mouth.

Criminal Minds Season 8 Quotes

Morgan: Hey sweetness. What have you got?
Garcia: Tidbits as juicy as you, love shack.

Camp director: Do you know what the biggest problem in America is today?
Reid: We're losing the war against antibiotic resistance.
Camp director: Smartphones.