Criminal Minds
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Buford: You still like mint chocolate chip ice cream?
Morgan: The U.S. attorney has offered you immunity. They won't charge you with molesting any of the boys on this list, as long as this list is complete.
Buford: Or was it butter pecan?
Morgan: You leave even one name off that list, this deal is dead.
Buford: You threatening me D?
Morgan: With my hand on the Koran. See, right now you're in here for serial murder. And I bet that gives you a whole lot of cred out there in the yard, am I right? But what do you think would happen if the brothers in here learned what you were really guilty of? So let me direct, Mohammed: start writing.
For darkness restores what light cannot repair - Joseph Brodsky.
Morgan
Unsub: You shouldn't have to put up with that.
Nicole: He's not normally like this. He's just had too much to drink.
Sam: So how are the ukulele lessons going?
Kevin: Ukulele lessons?
Garcia: Two months strong.
Kevin: Two months strong?
Sam: Nice to meet you Kenneth.
Kevin: Kevin!
Kevin: I'm just saying he's going to have moobs.
Garcia: What are moobs?
Kevin: Man boobs.
Barbara Grizzuti Harrison once said "All acts performed in the world begin in the imagination."
Reid
Morgan: If she doesn't fit his pattern, how'd he know about her?
Garcia: Good question, chocolate thunder.
Reid: Tyler, Kayla is dead. Someone took one of the stories you wrote and made it real.
Tyler: Was there a lot of blood?
Unsub: You should be honored that I chose your stories. I did everything that you described, down to the smallest detail.
Peter: Uh huh. I see. That's where you're wrong.
Unsub: What are you talking about?
Peter: There's one detail you got wrong. I never cared bout the tongue. That was you.
Oscar Wilde said "I can resist anything but temptation."
Reid
Guys. I don't like this. It feels like we're going exactly where he wants us to.
Morgan
