JJ: My blood alone remains: take it, but do not make me suffer long - Marie Antoinette.

Unsub: The world today doesn't make sense, so why should I paint pictures that do?
Art gallery director: Picasso. I'm impressed.

Paul: C'mon man. Are you going to make me ask or are you going be a friend and offer me a ride home?
Unsub: We're friends?
Paul: Worked together for two years now. I'd hope so.
Unsub: You need a ride Paul?
Paul: Thought you'd never ask.

Creepy dude: Like I said, I buy a lot of paintings. I don't remember them all.
Rossi: Oh really? Because last I checked, withholding evidence would make you an accomplice.
Blake: We just want to see the painting. Just want to see if it's from the guy we're looking for.
Rossi: Remembering now?
Creepy dude: Possibly. For that piece you'll have to follow me to the spanking room.

Paul: You're insane!
Unsub: Guess every artist is a little crazy.

Sometimes the hardest part isn't letting go, but rather, learning to start over - Nicole Sobon.

Reid

Garcia: I now pronounce you smart and smarter. Let's get to it, you two.
Reid: Get to what?
Garcia: Kiss her, dummy.

Hotch: And what did he say to you?
Reid: Zugzwang. It's a chess term. Describes a point in the chess game when a player realizes he'll inevitably be checkmated. He has to decide whether to resign, or to play through to the bitter end.

Reid: He thinks he'll get away with this. And, he might. I have a wealth of knowledge I should be applying to this case: behavioral patterns of violent stalkers, tactical recovery strategies, victim survival odds, but right now I can't focus on anything for more than four seconds at a time. Which makes me the dumbest person in the room. So, please help me. Help me find her.

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage - Lau Tzu

Reid

You see, when men cheat it's below the belt. But when women cheat, it's above the neck.

Unsub

Garcia: Every time we have a stalking case I think of Rosanna Arquette.
JJ: The whole Arquette family to choose from and you go with Rosanna.
Garcia: Of course I go with Rosanna because Rosanna Arquette was the inspiration for two seminal songs of my childhood. "Rosanna" by Toto...
JJ: Obviously.
Garcia: ....and "In Your Eyes" by Peter Gabriel. Which gives one pause to think of the myriad of ways a man can be obsessed by a woman. And what is she doing in bed to inspire that kind of obsession? And can she teach us - because I want to know...

Criminal Minds Season 8 Quotes

Morgan: Hey sweetness. What have you got?
Garcia: Tidbits as juicy as you, love shack.

Camp director: Do you know what the biggest problem in America is today?
Reid: We're losing the war against antibiotic resistance.
Camp director: Smartphones.