Cristela Season 1 Episode 8: "Floor Favor" Quotes
Felix: But Trent seemed even happier with your work. You know that's the first time I really understood what it is you're trying to do with your life. I was very proud of you. What's wrong?
Cristela: You complimented me and my body went into shock.
Felix: Oh hey, can you grab us a few sandwiches while you're at it?
Cristela: Uh, you can't tell me what to do, only he can.
Trent: Get us some sandwiches.
Daniela: Okay Mom, I want you to put your hand on the mouse.
Natalia: Is this the Internet? Am I on it?
Cristela: Hey, I thought you were gonna get him some pants?
Felix: I did.
Alberto: I cut em off. What? What you having trouble concentrating?
Trent: So Cristela, this your twin brother?
Cristela: What? No.
Trent: No, really? I mean, you look exactly alike.
I feel like I'm in Law and Order.
Alberto
Hey, I'm gonna marry this girl one day!
Alberto
Smells like justice.
Albert
Cristela: Hey Mama, I'm going to teach you how to use the Internet.
Natalia: Oh, I wanted Daniela to do it.
Cristela: You win.
Alberto, don't hit on women when you're wearing jean shorts.
Cristela
