Cristela Season 1 Episode 13: "Mexican Mona Lisa" Quotes
Natalia: You stop yelling at your sister!
Cristela: I yell at her because I love her. And that's what we do, right?
Daniela: Well, I love you too!
Cristela: Good!
Natalia: Well, I love both of you. And I'm going to my room now because all of this love is giving me another headache!
Cristela: No you're not! You are going to stay here and we are going to watch this pretty woman die!
Natalia: Ah, what is wrong with Julia Roberts?
Cristela: She is very, very sick.
Natalia: But she is a steel magnolia. I know she will pull through.
Cristela: Well, if she had Jackie Chan's tuxedo, she might pull through.
Daniela: Good. And Mom loves Julia Roberts.
Cristela: Ah no, you love Julia Roberts. Mom loves Jackie Chan.
Natalia: Oh, The Tuxedo! It was so funny. I like him because he has an accent just like me.
Daniela: I just want to show her how much I appreciate her, you know? There's so much she hasn't experienced.
Cristela: Like joy?
Cristela: Hello. Are you okay? Is there an emergency?
Trent: Yeah. What channel's ESPN on here?
Daniela: Cris, something's wrong with Ama.
Cristela: You're just figuring that out?
You know my rule. I only go to the doctor when there are three things wrong, that way it's worth it.
Natalia [to Daniela]
I'm just saying, in my village, being a tattletale is how people disappear.
Natalia [to Daniela]
