Guy: You've got something on your head.
Larry: I believe they refer to that as a smiley face. They're frequently used by idiots at the end of emails and text messages, such as "I miss you ...smiley face."

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That's a long time for sorrys. That's like saying Happy New Year in October.

Larry

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The Dog days are over. From now on, you're Deano!

Larry

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Chocolate pretzels? Get the hell outta here!

Larry

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There are two things about Dog that everybody knows. I am clean, and I'm fair.

Big Dog

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I will be the Edmund Hillary of shitting wear you eat.

Larry

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You know I talk during intercourse too.

Larry

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Cheek to cheek contact for men, that's unacceptable.

Larry

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Jeff: You're shittin' where you eat.
Larry: That's right. I'm shitting where I eat.

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