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I am not just like my father. I'm worse.

John Ross

In a lifetime your Daddy never got the best of me and he was twice the opponent you'll ever be.


Trust me when I tell you that taking a walk down memory lane with your wife and your ex-girlfriend is not as fun as it sounds.


It's really great to meet Bobby's latest wife.


Peace in this world is often short lived.


Luckily John Ross' heart is too small for a bullet to find it.


No gun toting terrorist has ever gotten the best of a Ewing yet. It's not going to start today.


John Ross: I've been a double dealing, amoral, selfish piece of crap.
Judith: On your best day.

There's no bridges left. I burned them all.


You're a loose end. You said it yourself the cartel kills loose ends.

Elena (to Nicolas)

You here to beat up on me some more? Get in line I've got people who hate me on every continent.

John Ross

My father's feud with the Ewings is over but mine is just beginning.

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Dallas Quotes

I ain't a virgin but i ain't a whore either.


I've got family business to attend to before anybody knows I'm dying.