You don't think we're long past caring about Miss Ellie's precious little wishes.

John Ross

You said there's plenty of oil out there. Go some place else and find it.

Bobby

The courts are for amateurs and the faint of heart.

J.R.

He's stuck up son of bitch who thinks you ain't good enough for him.

John Ross

At the bridal shop, I'm afraid that the territorial bitch bride came out.

Rebecca

Old fogeys like me don't e-mail darlin'. We talk to each other, personally.

J.R.

There's somebody I've been meaning to make amends to, my entire life.

J.R.

J.R.: It feels good doesn't it?
John Ross: Almost sinful.

J.R.: Did you think you could get around on J.R. Ewing?
John Ross: I sure did.

I don't blame you for trying to screw me.

J.R.

There's always side effects with drugs. Hair loss isn't one of them, right?

Bobby

I will get Southfork back because you shouldn't have to pay for my sins.

J.R.

Dallas Quotes

I ain't a virgin but i ain't a whore either.

Chris

I've got family business to attend to before anybody knows I'm dying.

Bobby