You better grow eyes in the back of your head, cousin, 'Cause I'm coming for you.

Christopher

My full name is Pamela Rebecca Barnes. Cliff Barnes is my father.

Rebecca

Hey Mama. If you're going to betray me you do it to my face. Don't stab me in the back.

John Ross

Life is cheap in prison, Vicente and I'm a very rich man.

J.R.

Ewings take care of Ewings. Always.

Christopher

You're not the first Pam to fox her way into the hen house. I'm one for one on flushing out Pamelas and I plan on being two for two.

JR

My father's six feet under and he's still got us working for him.

John Ross

When I found out J.R. was my half brother I didn't know whether to celebrate or shoot myself.

Ray

You want to know who killed your father? Half the people in this phone book wanted to.

Sue Ellen

He was as hot as hell because he was as bad as they come.

Mandy

It's a rare and beautiful thing when enemies share the same enemy.

J.R.

Half of these people are here to make sure he's really dead. The other half are here for the free drinks.

John Ross

Dallas Quotes

I ain't a virgin but i ain't a whore either.

Chris

I've got family business to attend to before anybody knows I'm dying.

Bobby