There's always side effects with drugs. Hair loss isn't one of them, right?

Bobby

Annie: It might be fun having J.R. at Southfork.
Bobby: Oh yeah, it'll be great having a rattlesnake in the house.

I will get Southfork back because you shouldn't have to pay for my sins.

J.R.

Time has not been kind to that face.

J.R.

Bullets don't seem to have much of an effect on me darlin'.

J.R.

Spent a lot of my life hating how much she loved him.

J.R.

I'd say when it comes to jealousy our girl is crazier than an outhouse rat.

J.R.

In the oil business cheap and fast gets you good and dead.

Christopher

Well, what do we have here? An angel talking to the devil.

Cliff

I'm a changed man, Cliff. Evidence of that is that you're not being wheeled out of here with two broken legs.

J.R.

You look a lot better as an oilman than a barfly.

Elena

I've got family business to attend to before anybody knows I'm dying.

Bobby

Dallas Quotes

I ain't a virgin but i ain't a whore either.

Chris

I've got family business to attend to before anybody knows I'm dying.

Bobby