Dark Matter Season 2 Quotes
As this ship's service android, it's my duty to protect the crew from harm. And on occasion, each other.
Alt-Android
Five: We'll have the FTL up and running, but that won't get us back home.
The Android: But this ship *is* our home.
Five: I mean back to our reality.
The Android: What difference does it make? Whether here or there, there's nothing for us but this ship. And each other.
Four: What have you learned.
Two: That we're about as popular in this reality as we are in our own.
The Android: Outside of the theoretical possibility of an overload that could destroy this ship. But the chances of that are so remote they're hardly worth mentioning.
Three: Aaaand yet you did.
We're busy. Stuff to steal, people to kill!
Alt-Marcus Boone
Alt-Android: I owe her [Portia Lin] a debt of gratitude.
The Android: For what?
Alt-Android: For making me what I am.
Three [on Calcheck feigning unconsciousness]: Why doncha cut off his pinky, see how he reacts?
Two [getting out a knife]: All right!
Calcheck: WHOAH! What the hell?! What if I'd actually been unconscious?!
Three: Well, then I guess we'd be looking mighty foolish right now, wouldn't we?
He wasn't technically a family member. But losing him was very... difficult.
The Android [on One's death]
Look, taking stuff is not gonna get rid of your problems. It's just gonna replace them with bigger ones. Trust me. Self-medicating's not the answer.
Devon
Two: You cracked Transfer Transit?
Five: Oh, I did *that* hours ago.
The Android: How can I help you?
Calcheck: You can start by letting me out of here!
The Android: I'm afraid I can't do that. For safety reasons.
Calcheck: Oh, come on! You actually think I could *hurt* you?!
The Android: No. But I'm sure *I* could hurt *you*, should you attempt to flee or jeopardize this mission.
Your outfit. It's very... snug.
The Android [on Three's attire]
