B.J.: One more step and the undertaker will be picking buckshot from your teeth.
Wolf: Do you know who I am?

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You always told me it wasn't a competition. But you always got to do me one better, don't ya?

Leaphorn [to Gordo]

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Joe: You were in shock.
Gordo: Yeah. Let's go with that.

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B.J.: My spiritual adventures are none of your business.
Chee: I'd advise you to not mess with things you don't understand then.

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Don't worry about Rosemary. She's dug her own grave.

B.J. [to Jim]

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Joe: How am I supposed to get up there with a broken arm?
Henry: You've got two of them, don't you?

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Joe: Times have changed, Henry.
Henry: Times have. But things haven't.

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Jim: I'm good where I am.
Rosemary: You just keep telling yourself that, Mr. Chee.

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Joe: How long you been standing there?
Henry: Your whole life.

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