Ciara: I didn't think you'd be into scrapbooking.
Chad: I'm not, actually. I'm trying to put something together that'll give my wife a reason to want to come home.

Abe: I hope it isn't too early.
Paulina: Of course it's not. They're bakers. They're up with the birds.
Allie: Actually, we hired someone to open in the mornings.
Paulina: Of course you did. I remember how I used to have to drag you out of bed at noon.
Chanel: Mama, why are you here?
Abe: We wanted to tell you something. You see, I -
Paulina: ABE IS RUNNING FOR GOVERNOR!
Abe: I see I won't have to worry about having a spokeswoman.

Tony: Marrying you was the best decision I ever made. You are the light of my life.
Anna: Don't you forget it.
Tony: Never. Never. Never.

You don't give me any of the facts and now you think I'm an idiot for not magically knowing what the hell is going on with you.

Daniel

Oh. Guards. Xander wasn't kidding. [to baby] We gotta find that phone. [Looks everywhere] Xander used it to call the guards. We have to find it before he wakes up. There it is. Now how do you turn this thing on?

Nicole

I'm just trying to figure out, is it leukemia or the Italian Academy of Dramatic Arts?

Kayla

Chad: Do you remember what I asked you to do when I found Abigail?
EJ: You asked me to get the children out of the house.
Chad: Right. You see, the kids, they get excited sometimes about whatever it is they want to share and they forget to knock before they come in. And I didn't want them to walk in and see their mother bleeding to death because she'd been stabbed just like Sonny had been stabbed by Clyde Weston and you knew he'd threatened our family and you didn't tell me.

My God, this man defines 'bottom of the barrel.'

Anjelica

Kate: Seriously though, you should be careful. He's out to crucify you, he's not going to let up.
Chad: Well he better or your ex-boy toy is going to find out that he's taken on the wrong guy.

Brady: You put a target on your back. You want to put one on hers too?
Chloe: I'm not your wife anymore, Brady. Back off!

Sonny: I always said you were a good writer.
Will: Like you wanted to hang my work on the fridge with a magnet.

Kate: What has happened to you?
Gabi: I'll tell you what happened to me. Abigail happened.