I think the Big Dude upstairs is gonna come through. Cause He's got a special birthday coming up soon. This is the season of miracles.

Steve

Jason: Who the hell are you?
Belle: I'm Belle Brady. You kidnapped my sister and I'm going to make you pay.
Jason: I did you a favor. That bitch is a pain in the ass and I stopped you from having to put up with her.

Johnny: I know about Chanel's past. And I also know that we are 100% committed to each other.
Paulina: You sure about that? [to Chanel] Can you really be committed to Allie's brother when it wasn't that long ago you were kissing Allie?

EJ: I am so sorry that Johnny upset you.
Sami: Johnny was right. We fight and we lie and cheat and hurt each other. Johnny's young and in love and I don't want to see him get hurt.
EJ: That is why we have to stop this before it can go any further.
Sami: I know. But threatening to cut him off doesn't help. It just makes him dig his heels in twice as much.
EJ: Like when he was a little boy and I took away his favorite toy. But Johnny is not a child any longer. He is a young man and he needs to learn some hard truths.
Sami: Yeah. Like getting married and being crazy in love, he thinks it's forever. But we both know that it's not.

Nancy: We can get past this. I love you. You love me. You just need to promise this will never happen again.
Craig: I can't do that.
Nancy: Are you saying you're in love with her?
Craig: Nancy, I'm cheating on you with a man.

Unless Salem has changed in the last 20 years, in about five minutes everyone will know that I threw clam chowder at you.

Nancy

Gwen: I can't marry you when you spent the last month searching for Sarah.
Xander: Because I wanted to know that she was okay. And she is. So now I can move on. Come on, Gwen. Even if she were to walk through that door right now and beg me to take her back, I'd still choose you.

Sarah: I'm not hungry.
Kristen: Not even for peach a la mode?
Sarah: That does sound good. *eats pie* I want to go home. I need to get back to him.
Kristen: I told you, you have to wait a little while longer. It's for your protection as well as his.

Rafe: How the hell did you get in here?
Ava: [holding up key] With this.
Rafe: Put it down and get out.
Ava: You really think you can get rid of me that easily?

Tripp: I know I had my guard up when my mom first came back to town, but I really believe she's changed. Why would she have anything to do with Abigail's kidnapping?
Steve: I don't know, but she witnessed someone knocking Abigail out and then she left town.
Tripp: But Abigail is back now. She's safe and sound. So can't we just forget about this?
Steve: That may not be the only crime your mother is involved in. Ava might have gone back to her contacts in Philly and got them to frame Rafe.
Tripp: But she loves Rafe. Why would she do that?
Steve: She found out that he and Nicole slept together.
Tripp: So the guy she was in love with was sneaking around her back with her best friend. I know how that feels.

Marlena: I appreciate your loyalty, but if you don't fire me, they'll just replace you with someone who will.
Kayla: It's not about you. I mean, you're my dear friend and I love being able to spend time together, but it's the principle of it. If I fired you, it would send the message that personal problems are a firable offense.
Marlena: I appreciate that, but this is a unique situation.
Kayla: I'm Chief of Staff. I'm supposed to control staffing decisions. And if I can't do that, then I might as well not have this job.

Ava: My things are here.
Rafe: I'll pack it up for you and send it to you. Give me the key.
Ava: Why are you two being so hostile? First you sleep with each other behind my back and then you falsely accuse me of falsely accusing you of corruption. I just came to get my things and to congratulate you, but if I knew you were going to be so nasty I wouldn't have bothered. I'll send you my forwarding address. Unless... are you really going to arrest me?
[Rafe shakes his head]
Ava: I didn't think so. Have a wonderful life , you two, as long as it lasts.
[Ava storms out]
Nicole: Well, one thing you can say for her is that the lady really knows how to make an exit.