Despite everything I've done in my life, I've managed to avoid prison for the most part. And I'm not getting locked up over this. So tell me, Gwen, if I am arrested, why shouldn't I sacrifice you for my freedom?

Ava

Gwen: I've learned that revenge doesn't help. It just makes you feel worse.
Ava: I tried going legit, only to have my boyfriend cheat on me with my best friend. So what did that get me?

Tripp: I called you the next morning and you didn't want me to come over. You said you were going to go check on Chanel. But you were already there, weren't you?
Allie: Yes. I wanted to tell you, but I didn't want to hurt you. It was a mistake, Tripp, it'll never happen again.
Tripp: If I were to stay with you, whenever we aren't together, I'd wonder who you were with and what you were doing. I wouldn't be able to trust you. I can't live like that.

Rafe: So Shawn had to arrest Anna Dimera today for stabbing Sarah Horton with a syringe. Kristen had got ahold of Sarah and injected her with some drug so that now Sarah thinks she's Tony's long-dead lover, and Anna had just had enough.
Nicole: Okay. You win for craziest day.

Andre: I'm afraid I can't free you, my dear boy, because I'm not your Uncle Tony. I'm your Uncle Andre.
Johnny: Uncle Andre? But you're dead.
Andre: While I was alive, I made some unfortunate choices. So when Abigail struck me over the head with that urn, there was no destiny for my poor, corrupted soul other than to become the indentured servant of Mephistopheles. He sent me to take care of you.
[Johnny closes his eyes]
Johnny: This isn't happening. You aren't real.
Andre: I'm sorry to disillusion you, my dear boy, but I am very much still here.

You have to fight him, Johnny. Let me help you. Together, we can send him straight back to Hell where he belongs!

Allie

Clyde: So why do these ladies have your sonogram results?
Ciara: Well, they are helping Ben and me with the gender reveal party.
Clyde: What the hell is that?
Ciara: It's when you bring all your friends and family together and you all find out the sex of the baby together. It's really fun. Some people go all out. Pinatas, skywriting. This one guy I know even took a giant baseball bat and hit a giant baseball and blue paint exploded everywhere.
Clyde: Well, that sounds kind of stupid to me. Why not just read it?
Ciara: Cause it's more fun this way.

I'm only telling you this because I believe in honestly, well, mostly, anyway. Leo doesn't love you, Craig. He only loves that you're a doctor and that you have a lot of money.

Darius

Belle: I'm not going to play Three's Company with the two of you.
Jan: It's already three of us, with the baby. I guess you're Mr. Roper, or maybe Mr. Furley.

Nancy: I take it back. I wish I had broken every one of your metacarpals.
Clyde: Nancy, wait.
Nancy: Why? You didn't call me. I know why. It's because you didn't want to date me but you were too much of a coward to say so.
Clyde: No. My son Ben went missing.
Nancy: I'm sorry. Is he okay?
Clyde: We found him eventually. He was chained up in the Dimera Crypt.
Nancy: The Dimera Crypt? What, did Stefano Dimera come back from the dead again?
Clyde: Not this time. It was the Devil. I know it sounds crazy but his wife is missing and the Devil has kidnapped her.
Nancy: Clyde, if you don't want to go out with me, just say so. You don't need to recycle old tales from the crypt!

Being treated like dirt is what I'm used to, but I am resilient, as are you, my dear Gwenivere. Hear us roar!

Leo

Sonny: I will be as cutthroat as possible with the woman who is the mother of Will's child.
Victor: Good.
Sonny: I was being sarcastic.