Sonny: Will! What are you doing? Didn't your mother ever tell you never to go through a woman's purse?
Will: Well, my mother was Sami Brady. So what do you think?

The old Jack might not have had a lot of power and influence, but you know what you did have? Kids who admired you and a wife who loved you. And you never would have traded this for that.

Jennifer Horton

Will: I never say no to my two favorite food groups: waffles and chocolate.

Never bring a broken bottle to a gun fight.

Kristen Dimera

Xander: Where's the vodka? Where's the Scotch?
Sarah: I got rid of all the alcohol.
Xander: That's not all you did. You let your husband give away the necklace I gave you. I ran into Chloe Lane and she was wearing it. Seeing my gift I gave you on her was humiliating and I didn't need that on top of everything else I'm dealing with.
Sarah: Yeah, I've been through a lot lately too.
Xander: You should have thought of that before you got rid of all the liquor.
Sarah: I had to, you jerk! My mom was about to fall off the wagon.

Sarah: I can't believe Victor didn't get rid of all the alcohol!
Maggie: Oh, don't blame him. He's devastated about Claire.
Sarah: But you need his support.
Maggie: I can't expect the world to bend around me. I need to be stronger.
Sarah: You are strong! Yeah, you went on a bender, but ever since then you've had everything under control.
Maggie: It looks that way, but the truth is I'm scared. I was sober for over 30 years. The days and weeks and months went by and the thought of drinking never even crossed my mind. And since I slipped, I'm tempted every day. It's like I'm starting all over again.

Eve: Where's Jack?
Hope: He took off. If he has any sense, he's hiring a new commissioner. Or getting a divorce from you. Or both.
Eve: Look who's talking, Hope. You've had how many divorces now?
Hope: We're not talking about that. This is about Claire. You knew she was suffering and you keep quiet.
Eve: Because I didn't know! Look, even Claire said I was innocent.
Hope: Clearly she's trying to protect you!
Eve: Look, you have no proof of wrongdoing. You don't have a case against me.
Hope: You left incriminating messages on Claire's phone, which just happened to have disappeared from the evidence room. That was your doing.
Eve: Why would you think that?
Hope: Because of you. You're in the public eye now, Eve. We're watching you.

Julie: I was so busy running everyone else's life I didn't see...
Lani: You don't run other people's lives. You fight for your family.
Julie: Is there a difference?

I can't speak for Abby or anyone else in this family, but I for one would be glad if you just forgot about us forever.

JJ

No! We'll die of alcohol poisoning if we drink anymore.

Kate

Eve: Well, today is a federal holiday but -
Jen: You're just a walking civics lesson today, aren't you, Eve?
Eve: But tomorrow I will call and find out what Haley is doing here. I'm certainly not going to take the word of a law breaker like JJ.
Jennifer: Did you lose your spine when you lost your memory, Jack? That's our son she's talking about.

Kate: This is going to sound completely insane, but I thought the voice I heard was Kristen Dimera's.
Ted: You're right about one thing. This is completely insane. Kristen Dimera is dead!
Kate: I know. But she is a Dimera. She's come back from the dead before. Dimeras always do.