Rafe: The two of you were sitting here looking into each other’s eyes! What am I supposed to think?
Hope: You’re supposed to trust your wife!

Eric: I take my vows to God very seriously.
Sarah: I know. That’s one of the things I admire about you. I’m sorry I accused you of lying. I had no right to say that, especially when I was lying to myself.
Eric: About what?
Sarah: When I said that I was okay with us being just friends. I’m not. It’s killing us. And if I’m being completely honest, the reason I said Yes to Rex is that I didn’t think you’d ever be over Nicole. I was pushing you away because I didn’t think I could ever have you.

Nicole: Stop playing games with me, Rex. I need to talk to Eric and I don’t have a phone. Let me borrow yours.
Rex: No. Eric cannot get a phone call from me and hear your voice.

Hope: Where are you going?
Rafe: I'm gonna find Ted and then I'm gonna kill him.
Hope: Of course. It's a lot easier to run away and throw punches at Ted than stay here and fight for our marriage.

Eve: This plan is cray-cray even for Jennifer.
Jack: In all fairness, it wasn't her idea. It was mine. Apparently I kidnapped her from a wedding once. She was just returning the favor.

JJ: None of this would be happening if I had just kept my mouth shut.
Haley: You trusted the wrong guy.
JJ: So did you.
Haley: No, I didn't.

Jack: I'm glad you're giving me a choice after taking me hostage and locking me in here.
Jen: Desperate times, Jack. You know, I could stand here all day and tell you stories about what we meant to each other, but I can't make you love me. That has to come from you.
Jack: Clearly what we once had was very special. But that was in the past. I don't feel that connection now. I'm sorry. I truly am.

The best way to fight a lie isn't the truth, is it? It's another lie.

Jack

Maggie: I guess that you accepted Rex’s proposal.
Victor: After he cheated on you twice? What kind of glutton for punishment are you?

Maggie: Sometimes you drive me crazy.
Victor: I know. That's what I'm here for.

Sarah: So I have news. I'm engaged.
Victor: Engaged in what? OH to get married! How lovely. Did Xander knock you up?
Sarah: You told him about that?
Victor: My dear, I know everything that goes on in this house.

That's your big announcement? That screen is as blank as Jack Deveraux's brain!

JJ