This holiday rush is gonna work me into an early retirement.

Chanel

Sloan: What do you want? I'll do anything.
Leo: What do I want? Let's see. A place to live, a job, a boyfriend... but I don't have any of those things. All I have is your dirty little secret that I can blow up at anytime.

Please don't judge me. I know I shouldn't have left my baby alone.

Sloan

Oh dear G-d, another missing baby.

EJ

Sloan: I'm with the baby. I can't talk right now.
Leo: The baby? You mean Nicole's baby.

Sarah: She's changed so much in two days. She looks so much like you.
Xander: God, I hope not. I'd rather she look like her mother.
Sarah: You know, I read a study that said fathers bond more with their babies if they look like them.
Xander: That's nonsense. I would bond with her no matter what she looked like.

Paulina: I hope you and Johnny aren't getting too serious too fast. Don't get me wrong, I like Johnny, but don't you think you should slow down?
Chanel: Johnny and I have been very open and hoenst with each other and we both think there's something there. And that it's worth fighting for.

Sarah: How's my little girl?
Xander: Out like a light, which will switch back on if we're not quiet.

Stefan: You just called me Jake.
Ava: So what if I did? You look alike.
Stefan: Of course we do, because newsflash, we were identical twins! Jake's heart may be beating in my chest, but that is the only thing we have in common.
Ava: You're right. Jake was kind and generous, so generous that he let me sleep in the bed and slept on the floor. You would never do that.
Stefan: Damn right I wouldn't, and a good thing, cause otherwise I wouldn't be ruthless enough to get us out of this mess with Clyde Weston.

Stephanie: You can't leave because I have a very important question.
Jada: Yes, very important.
Stephanie: How are you about sex?
Harris: How am I about sex?
Jada and Stephanie: SOCKS.
Harris: How am I about socks? That's the weirdest thing anyone has ever asked me.?

I can just see the headlines now. Dimera CEO caught in drug smuggling operation.

Stefan

Everett: I'm surprised you're here.
Chad: I am the boss.
Everett: Right. You seemed more like the type who would sit in your mansion counting all your money.