Billie: I'm sorry, I have no idea who you're supposed to be.
Jackie Cox: I'm one of the ladies from Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
Billie: I've never heard of it.

That guy held a gun to Lani's head! I only gave him my ring to save her life. And you're letting him go? What does ISA stand for? Ignorant Stupid Ass?

Paulina

You and Lani and those precious babies are more important than any amount of money. But I'm still keeping the ring.

Paulina

You know what they say. Everything's hotter in Miami.

Lani

Billie: I have it under control.
Graham: So you've found the couple who bought the amethyst and recovered the jewel?
Billie: Not yet, but I just need a little more time.

He had a gun to Lani's face. I couldn't let him hurt my baby.

Paulina

Abe: I don't need anything fancy.
Paulina: As long as you're with me, fancy is what you'll get.

Abe: I've never seen a ring quite like it.
Paulina: My friend Michelle gave it to me.
Lani: Michelle?
Paulina: Oh yeah, she saw me admiring it at a White House event and she said go ahead and take it. I mean, she doesn't need it. She's married to one of the most powerful men in the world.

Billie: How come you haven't introduced me to this handsome young man?
Ciara: This is my husband, Ben Weston.
Billie: Ben Weston? No way. The Necktie Killer who tried to strangle my nephew Will?
Ciara: It's okay now. He and Will are best friends.

Our budget isn't quite what it used to be.

Shane

Gwen: You should have handled this privately, not written about it in your newspaper.
Jack: It is my job to expose corruption, and Xander is as corrupt as they come.

Steve: Calista Flockhart?
Kayla: Calista LOCKHART, Bonnie's sister-in-law.
Steve: Who's she married to? Harrison Ford?
Kayla: Actually, her late husband's name is Harrison Lord.
Steve: Who's their kid? Ally McSweel?