Nicole: I hope you don't mind that Ava invited me. I don't want to be a third wheel.
Rafe: Third wheels don't bring wine.

Lucas: I was just telling your mother that EJ is a narcissistic jerk.
Allie: He's her husband!
Lucas: So what? He can still be a narcissistic jerk.

Sami: Yes, the first time we made love I was feeling very vulnerable and lonely and the second time I thought we were going to die. But there isn't going to be a third time. Not now, not ever.
Lucas: Okay fine, but don't tell me how great EJ is because he took the most interesting woman I've ever known and turned her into a suburban housewife!

Sami: It's EJ. I have to take this.
Lucas: Oh yeah. His wish is your command.

Sami: How would you even talk to Kristen?
EJ: Don't underestimate me, darling.
Sami: I would never underestimate you.
EJ: For the last few years, you'd had to. But I am back now.

Sami: So if you can't count on Kate's vote, how are you going to get a majority?
EJ: I have a secret ally, an ace in the hole.
Sami: What ally?
EJ: Kristen.

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Rafe: I thought you said EJ was staying in Salem.
Lucas: Oh, he is. Turns out he wants to work on his marriage. And where does he want to work on it? At his house, with my blind mother and your sister and that creepy picture of Stefano that's watching over everything.

Geez, why is everyone all about Lucas all of a sudden?

Sami

Gabi: I brought you some tea.
Kate: Is it laced with styrchnine?

Roman: Nice of you to find the time to drop by.
Sami: What is that supposed to mean?
Roman: I heard you were going to leave town without even coming by to say goodbye.

Paulina: Ooh he's gonna be a heartbreaker someday.
Lani: One who respects women.
Paulina: Of course. Speaking of handsome Carvers, I slept with your dad last night.

Gabi may be an excellent businesswoman, but she is an insufferable person.

Chloe