I read a lot of Nancy Drew as a child.

Sarah

You would have thought we'd brought trumped-up charges against Mother Theresa.

Abe

Kayla: You must be so proud of your little rapist.
Ava: Well, he never smothered anyone.

Kayla: Justin needed Ava to support your release. And the only way she would do that was if I dropped the kidnapping charges.
Joey: So she doesn't go to jail? You shouldn't have made that deal!

Sarah: That's Angela Van Der Kamp.
Xander: Angela Van Der Camp and Ava Vitale are the same person? Bloody hell.

Kate: So you're telling me my granddaughter tried to murder Tripp?
Rafe: She wasn't trying to kill him. She wanted to make sure he couldn't do it again.
Kate: She really is a chip off the old block. I'm sure you've heard what happened when Sami was in high school. I knew Allie was devastated that the London authorities decided not to pursuse the case. But I didn't expect her to do anything this drastic.
Rafe: Yeah, well, I spoke to Allie and she seemed remorseful.
Kate: Remorseful? No. That bastard should have got what he deserved.

Coming back from the dead in real life is hard, you know. It's not like it is on soap operas.

Ava

Eli: Who are you going to get to be your Lamaze coach at this late date?
Lani: I don't know. Not my dad, cause he's on your side. And not my best friend, cause she's in prison because of you.
Eli: I AM SO DAMN TIRED OF YOU THROWING THAT BACK IN MY FACE!
Lani: I'm eight months pregnant and you're yelling at me?

Tripp: Joey knows what he did was wrong and he regrets it.
Ava: One thing you'll learn about your mother is she's more of an Old Testament type of gal. Joey deserves to rot in prison for what he tried to do to me.

Chloe: So we're all going to be working together?
Nicole: It's a dream team, don't you think?
Brady: As long as you two don't gang up on me.
Chloe: Oh, we will. But you're man enough to handle both of us.

How am I supposed to tell him that? "I'm here for you, son. Anything you need. You've got my full support. But you can't live here."

Steve

Mom? You can't be here. You're dead.

Tripp