I like beer. Gets me drunk.

Mick

Bank Employee: There you go, Mr. Hunter. Please lean toward the scanner like you would.
Rip: Excuse me?
Bank Employee: The retinal scan.
Rip: Rectal scanner?
Bank Employee: What?

It may not be in the best condition, but then again, Captain Hunter *is* British.

Darhk [looking at tooth]

Thawne: This is what I get for relying on a washout and a dead man.
Darhk [to Merlyn]: I don't like that guy.

Mixing metaphors isn't going to fix anything.

Stein

It's not that Captain Hunter's uncooperative, it's that he's not fully in possession of his marbles.

Malcolm

Oh, great. George Lucas has the Spear of Destiny.

Sara

I don't do feelings. Run a test. Fix my brain.

Mick

Mick: I've got an idea.
Stein: So, this would be a new milestone then?

Amaya: Well, what do they want with the spear?
Nate: This spear allegedly has the power to rewrite reality.
Ray: How's that different than from us traveling through time making changes to history?
Nate: Changes to history cause time quakes and aberrations, which we can undo. Changes to reality, however; those are permanent.

Ray: You know, if this is the week the fed's get Al Capone's ledger, why does it take four more years for them to take him down?
Nate: Because it's the federal government.

Malcolm: I gave you an out, not just to survive, but to find a better life.
Sara: I already found a better life, one without you in it.