Alex: Hey, remember when we used to call you Davie Cricket?
Cricket: Yeah, I remember you calling me it and I hated it.

You're already in one of my movies. It's called The Fitting Room.

Joel

Alex: Hey, have fun pitching Deb's tent.
Joel: You know I will.

Hey guys, I'm not going into that lake anymore. Look what I found! This place is a dump!

Kid

Amy: What are these crazy people trying to do?
Garrett: Best that I can put together... They're trying to awaken some demon.

What if something in the lake is making us see these things?

Amy

Jessie: Are you threatening me, Andrea?
Drew: Just making it clear we both have a secret. You keep mine, I'll keep yours... And it's Drew.

Crap like this doesn't actually happen in the real world.

Garrett

That's the thing about history, it repeats itself.

Garrett

One day you will realize, women like us, sometimes we have to settle.

Cricket's mother

Because camp is about more than finding a guy for me.

Amy

My mom warned me about people like you.

Cricket

Dead of Summer Quotes

I need to give her the official notice to open camp, since there's no killer on the loose.

Garrett

Margot: I have to get out of here!
Amy: Hey! We're in this together!