Ana: I love him. Did you hear me? I said I love him.
Gabrielle: I heard you, I was swallowing vomit.

Gabrielle: Are you sleeping with John Rowland?
Ana: He's my boss.
Gabrielle: And the oscar goes to... Not you!

Gabrielle: Ana bought condoms in what looked like a valu-Pack.
John: Wow. I had no idea she was that serious. I mean, I was only flirting with her... a little.
Gabrielle: Well, she's 17, so you're also flirting with on orange jumpsuit.

Carlos: You've got some admirers out there.
Lynette: Oh?
Carlos: Yeah, as you walked by, I heard one of them say, "check out the rack on that one."
Lynette: Aw... Can I do the honors and call security?

Desperate Housewives Season 6 Episode 4 Quotes

Carlos: You've got some admirers out there.
Lynette: Oh?
Carlos: Yeah, as you walked by, I heard one of them say, "check out the rack on that one."
Lynette: Aw... Can I do the honors and call security?

Gabrielle: Ana bought condoms in what looked like a valu-Pack.
John: Wow. I had no idea she was that serious. I mean, I was only flirting with her... a little.
Gabrielle: Well, she's 17, so you're also flirting with on orange jumpsuit.