It's a cop funeral. What do you expect... clowns?

Gaby

You think I killed someone? It's not like potato chips.

Carlos

I'd rather see you in a straightjacket than in a coffin.

Renee

Mary Alice: Keeping secrets is a lonely business. That's why we all search for someone to confide in: an ally who will understand, an advisor who we can trust, a friend who will never judge.

Desperate Housewives Season 8 Episode 10 Quotes

Mary Alice: Keeping secrets is a lonely business. That's why we all search for someone to confide in: an ally who will understand, an advisor who we can trust, a friend who will never judge.

I'd rather see you in a straightjacket than in a coffin.

Renee