Desperate Housewives Season 6 Episode 12: "You Gotta Get a Gimmick" Quotes
Lawyer: "To my dearest Susie Q. Who endured my infidelities far longer than she should have, years of cheating, betrayals almost from the day we were married...
Susan: Can we just skip to the part where I get stuff?
Gabrielle: I don't understand. How could you not know you're Mexican? We eat Mexican food all the time!
Juanita: We eat Chinese food, too. Does that mean I'm Chinese?
Carlos: No, that just means your mother hates to cook.
Susan: You fantasize about other men when you're with Carlos?
Gabrielle: Honey, Carlos has been so many different men, I'm actually surprised when I open my eyes and it's Carlos.
You want to talk about this? Fine! We lost a kid. We'll never meet him. We'll spend the rest of our lives looking at one, always wondering why there aren't two. How can saying this out loud be helpful?
Lynette
I could forgive you if you betrayed me with anyone even remotely admirable, but you chose the most contemptible man I have ever known. No, Bree, I do not need you.
Orson
I had an affair.
Bree
We eat Chinese food, too. Does that mean I'm Chinese?
Juanita
We really wanna join you and help with that diversity thing.
Gabrielle
Gabrielle: I know I'm biased, but I think she's a budding genius.
Juanita: I'm Mexican?
